Free coconut water.
Paid by the brands on the can.

100% PURE · ONE INGREDIENT · £0.00 PER CAN

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FREE COCONUT WATER ★ BRANDS PAY FOR IT ★ £0 PER CAN ★ ONE INGREDIENT ★ 5 ELECTROLYTES ★ ZERO ADDED SUGAR ★ NATURALLY ISOTONIC ★ 24 CANS DELIVERED ★ NO SUBSCRIPTION ★ NO CATCH ★

Zero added sugar. One ingredient. Zero excuses.

100% pure coconut water. The brand on the outside pays for the drink inside.

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HfreeO in hand "the morning crack"

Sourced in Vietnam. 5 natural electrolytes. Vegan, gluten-free, naturally isotonic. Nothing artificial. Nothing hidden.

cans are free. courier is £9.99.
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£0 PER CAN 5 ELECTROLYTES 260mg POTASSIUM 0g ADDED SUGAR NATURALLY ISOTONIC

HfreeO · Free Carton

one (1) suspiciously free order

Coconut water (×24)£0.00
Brand sponsorshipcovers the cans
Catch£0.00
Smug feelingincluded
Courier (the only number)£9.99
Total damage£9.99

thanks. drink it cold.

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Free cans,
real talk.

(we asked. they answered. unedited.)

“Took the carton to my Sunday long run. Drank one cold at km 14 and the rest of the club tried to bribe me for spares.”

— CECE, runner

“Scanned the QR thinking it was a gimmick. Got £25 off the racquet shop next door. The can paid for itself twice.”

— MAX, padel

“No sugar crash. No weird aftertaste. I keep one in the boat cooler and it lasts about six minutes.”

— LAYLA, wake

“Free is suspicious. It arrived. It was good. The brand on the can is one I already follow. Fine, I get it.”

— JOSH, DIFC

“Better than the £4 cans I used to stack in the fridge. Same coconut water. Different attitude about money.”

— NADIA, gym

“Whole run-club switched. Twelve cans showed up next Wednesday. Now nobody brings their own bottles.”

— TOM, club run

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chapter 01 · origin

WHY WE STARTED HFREEO

How three thirsty friends ended up here.

Brands on the shelf were spending more telling us about coconut water than putting it in our hands. So we cut out the bit where you pay for the advertising twice.

hydration shouldn’t be a luxury.
Read our story ~ 3 min read
Stuart, founder stuart, founder
Josh, founder josh, founder
Cole, founder cole, founder

the three thirsty amigos

READY?

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24 cans of pure coconut water. Brands on the can pay for them. You pay £9.99 for the courier. That’s the only number that isn’t zero. One per person.

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total damage: £9.99 ↓

limited to 500 cartons · 1 per person · no subscription