“Took the carton to my Sunday long run. Drank one cold at km 14 and the rest of the club tried to bribe me for spares.”
— CECE
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one (1) suspiciously free order
Coconut water (×24)£0.00
Scan perkincluded
Catch£0.00
Smug feelingincluded
Courier (the only number)£9.99
Total damage£9.99
thanks. drink it cold.
Free cans,
real talk.
(we asked. they answered. unedited.)
“Scanned the can on a whim and a little perk popped up. Didn’t expect that. The drink alone would’ve been enough.”
— MAX
“No sugar crash. No weird aftertaste. I keep one in the boat cooler and it lasts about six minutes.”
— LAYLA
“Free is suspicious. It arrived. It was actually good. Crisp, clean, no weird aftertaste. Fine, I get it now.”
— JOSH
“Better than the £4 cans I used to stack in the fridge. Same coconut water. Different attitude about money.”
— NADIA
“Whole run-club switched. Twelve cans showed up next Wednesday. Now nobody brings their own bottles.”
— TOM
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WHY WE STARTED HFREEO
How three thirsty friends ended up here.
Coconut water shouldn’t be £4 a can. So we made ours free. Pure, one ingredient, nature’s electrolytes. You just cover delivery.
hydration shouldn’t be a luxury.
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stuart, founder
josh, founder
cole, founder
the three thirsty amigos
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24 cans of pure coconut water. Nature’s electrolytes, zero added sugar. You cover £9.99 for the courier, the only number that isn’t zero. One per person.
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